To help you make a decision, we’ve invented the following statistics:
Patrons of the Arts are 35% more likely to have great sex on any given night (and 43% more on Saturdays) than those who do not support the arts
Two out of three Patrons of the Arts are more intelligent than those who are not patrons of the arts
80% of those who become Patrons of the Arts lose 5-15 pounds within six months of their patronage. Those who support the movement arts tend to lose weight from their legs, butts, and tummies, while those who support more classical arts like Broadway musicals tend to lose weight from their feet and ears.